Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Swoled

I wish that my lip, after I have once bit it solidly enough to leave visible damage, would not develop a kinky attraction to the teeth chomping down next to it. But it seems to swell towards the danger zone and get itself bitten again and again and again. Even when I wasn't eating anything, just talking on a conference call with some suddenly-startled folks in India. "What was that?" they said. "Must be something with the connection," I enunciated.

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