The mayoral duties are not onerous. Most of the time they involve a nod of the head or a mild smile exchanged with other passengers; nothing too abrupt or challenging for the sleepy folks in the morning or the weary folks at night. We share newspapers. We tut-tut over the weather or the safest headlines to discuss. My high points have been the two or three times when I have stifled folks playing loud music, and defused a potential fight. The rest of the car expressed its gratitude in smiles.
The place where I sit is designated for folks with disabilities, so of course I often give up my seat to men in wheelchairs, women with small children, the halt, the lame, and the blind. I say "of course" because this is what one is supposed to do, but some persist in finding it gallant and gentlemanly of me. If so, then we should all be gentlepersons; we should all aspire to the title of "mayor of the car" and carry out the functions of the office as I have described them. It would make the whole daily work experience--commute, labor, and commute again--more delightful.


